I am......

Hey,


I'm not a ___________, or a __________.


I don't live in ________,


or __________


or own a ____________.


And I don't know _______, ______or ________ from ______________,


although I'm certain they're really, really______________.


I have a _________________... not a__________,


I speak ___________ and ___________, not ___________


and I pronounce it _________, not_____________.

I can proudly sew my country's flag on my backpack,


I believe in ________, not policing,


diversity not assimilation,


and that the___________ is a truly proud and noble animal.


A toque is a hat,


a ___________ is a ____________,


and it is pronounced Zed,


not Zee... ZED!!


___________ is the 2nd largest land mass,


the 1st nation of hockey,


and the best part of North America.


My name is__________...


And I am ____________!